
So I got my advanced Frame Kayak today - I have been looking forward to getting out onto the water for months. I live in Sabah in Borneo. I agreed with my wife to meet me at the beach resort where we got married last year. Its about a 10KM paddle down the coast. I didn't bother reading the instruction manual i was that so eager to get out on the water. I didn't understand that you are meant to set the spring loaded inflation valves to 'inflate' instead i just quickly removed the hose from the pump and twisted the cap over the valve. Lots of air escaped when i did this but thought it would be okay - after all i live in a hot country and air expands in heat - right?
It was a glorious day but after paddling about an hour i noticed that the Kayak was starting to bend in the middle and let in water. I paddled into the nearest beach and set about inflating the kayak again. It was quite a remote beach and there were a group of local kids sat in the shade of a palm tree. I guess they seemed very curious of me and surrounded me as i was frantically trying to re inflate the Kayak. I smiled and said hello but they seemed quite surly and one of them was wielding a meat cleaver - i started to feel quite threatened and after inflating the kayak again I quickly got back in the water and pushed off - just as they stated shouting at me.
Relieved i paddled out along the coast. After about another hour i noticed the Kayak was starting to bend again in the middle and I was almost laid horizontal. I was quite a way from the shore but spied a cluster of rocks that i headed towards. They were occupied by seagulls and as i got closer they started to dive bomb me. I fended them off with my paddle and jumped out and dragged the kayak up onto the rocks. The Kayak was in a sorry state looking more like a deflated balloon than a Kayak. It wasn't easy to inflate as the rocks were slippery but i managed it. I got back in and headed out again still wary of the seagulls.
I must not have closed the cap on the rear valve properly as very soon the kayak started to deflate and let in even more water. It was becoming more and more difficult to paddle and i was almost waist deep in water. I decided that i needed to head for the shore ASAP as i was quickly tiring and it felt like i was sinking. The shore line that I was heading to was rocky and the rocks were piled at about a 45 degree angle so when i finally made it there it was really difficult to drag the kayak up the rocks.
i slipped several times and the water pooled in one end of the Kayak. I had to undo the zips and turn the Kayak over to let the water out. As I was doing this i slipped - you know in the lord of the rings when the ring finds its way onto Frodo's finger? well it was like that in reverse with my wedding ring as in seemingly slow motion it bounced off a rock and fell down a crack. I dived after it but naturally it was completely lost.
I got the Kayak back in the water and managed to get back in with some difficulty. I was wearing sandals to protect my feet from the rocks and as i ungracefully flopped in i heard air rushing out of the floor deck. I thought i had punctured it for a minute before i realized i was sat on the value and had somehow twisted it open. Very soon the deck was completely flat and paddling became quite hard. I managed to inflate it a little with my mouth but as I was sat on it I couldn't get much air in. Anyway I could see the beach resort in distance so made one final effort to get there.
I was about 1 mile offshore as i cut across the bay. the Kayak was deflating slowly deflating again and listing to one side. I could see my wife on the beach - the very beach that we got married on. I finally
made it and was totally exhausted, dehydrated and sunburnt.
Lesson well and truly learnt - make sure you read the instruction manuel before heading out.
I just need to tell the wife about the wedding ring now....